Friday 27 February 2015

The struggle is real

I have come to the conclusion that having an Android is like being a vegetarian, here is why;

1) You feel much superior than everyone else, you have bought a phone which is cheaper than an Iphone and has just as many, if not more. 

2) Like being a vegetarian you are nuisance to your friends. Just as if they invite you to a BBQ, and have to get you a bean burger. Because you don't have IMessage, your friends have to either WhatsApp, Viber, Hangouts, Facebook Messenger, or if your still in 2005 BBM.

3) Like when you go to a restaurant, there is normally only one Vegetarian meal on the menu, the same is when you are trying to find a docking station, or case, but with Iphone you have more than enough choice.




4)Everyone will look at you and wonder how can you live with out meat, is the same as when your friends use your android whilst you are driving and they complain about buttons being in different in different places.





Im sure if you are an android user you have your own problems with Iphone users, and our constant trouble of overcoming adversity, the pain is real!    

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